Harvard

Harvard is in Boston. Though some may think it's in Cambridge, Cambridge is just a word meaning, "It's Boston, everybody."

"''No, that is incorrect. Harvard University is located in the city of Boston. In fact, Harvard is the capital of Boston. “Cambridge” is a French word meaning, “It’s Boston, everybody.” Thus, your complaint is invalid and embarrassing for you." -Murder, Cheat, and Fuck Your Way Through Boston''

It is a prison for minds. Departments include Physics, Religious Studies, and the Department of Yelling Studies.